Music, Mind, And Body Vibes Coming For Your iPod.

Now there’s a vibrator for your iPod. What will they think of next. And, what took them so long to think of it.

OhMiBod is a sleek, elegant vibrator to vibrate to the music on your iPod. Get your comments ready.

Outside of the cost and where you go to order one, is there anything else left to say?

Oh, you want a description of what it does, right? Hey, it’s a vibrator. How much marketing mumbo jumbo do you need?

Start with the name—OhMiBod. Oh my gawd. OhMiBod is a vibrator that works with your iPod. It vibrates to both beat and rhythm while you listen.

Listening not required, apparently. OhMiBod is a mere 5 1/2-inches long and over an inch in diameter, proving once again that size doesn’t matter.

What’s high tech and hot and cool, all at the same time, is an integrated microchip which lets the OhMiBod vibrate to the music playing on your iPod.

You don’t necessarily need the iPod to enjoy OhMiBod, but there might be pleasures you gain from certain music that would otherwise go missing.

In summary (what else is there to say?), OhMiBod vibrates to your tunes; sexy jazz, hard rock, driving bass or strongs.

I’m not quite sure what kind of vibrations would come from country western music, or classical for that matter.

OhMiBod isn’t limited to just you and your iTunes music playlists. Head to ClubVibe and share your iPod’s playlists with others.

All the basics are there (so I’m told; not that I have such experience): a six foot freedom cord, a multi-speed end cap for use without your iPod.

There’s also a universal headphone connector, and the requisite pink velvet privacy pouch. The two AA batteries are not included, so you’re required to bring your own juice, so to speak.

Just so you know, OhMiBod works on any MP3 player, home stereo, portable CD player, electric guitar, and about anything with a 3.5mm jack.

You iPod doesn’t require much maintenance. Just hook it up to your Mac or PC to recharge and resync. OhMiBod requires more hand holding effprt.

For example, the manufacturer recommends that it be cleaned and dried after every use, and to keep it away from liquids to prevent corrosion.

Pleasure should never become a rusty experience.

Now your iTunes playlists can be given ratings with a different perspective. Music will have a new feel like you’ve never experienced before.

OhMiBod is priced at $69. Seriously. What other price could they even think of charging?

The floor is now open. Add your personal commentary, clues, cute retorts, advertising slogans, and additional marketing phrases below.